January 2012
After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via fuckyeahfunnychicks)
It would appear that I have been an adult since the age of four.
(via nerdiegirlie)
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Philoso-Examples are the Best Examples
X. I intend to go to that concert on Tuesday. Y. You will enjoy that. X. I may not be there. Y. I am afraid I don’t understand. X. The police are going to ask me some awkward questions on Tuesday afternoon, and I may be in prison by Tuesday evening.
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the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is a vegetable
from my reading for class tomorrow
rubato:
“For instance, English lord and lady derive from Old English compounds hlāford < hlāf-weard ‘loaf keeper’, hloef-dīge ‘loaf kneader’ respectively[.]” (Matthews 1991: 93, quoted in Aikhenvald 2007: 60)
You know what I believe? I remember in college I was taking this math class,...
– John Green (via julieheartsbooks)
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neuewelle:
wuddupdave:
THE VERY END HAHAHAHA
Everything about this video is full of win, hahahaha.
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XD
me: ask me anything. anything. ANYTHING. i will tell you, a random stranger on the internet, anything about my life. anything at all
followers: no
popular blog: ask me questions
followers: omg what did you do last tuesday at 4.23pm do you like this squirrel what is your favourite type of goats cheese would you ever date a cactus omg
granarycanary asked: I wonder if other people find it as frustrating to find no orchestral music that matches your fanfictionish characters, so that you have headmusic whilst writing.
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I wrote lyics to the Mission:Impossible theme song
Kangarooo Kangarooo Kangarooo
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Muslim Fashion Appreciation Post
ichbinschadenfreude:
I see a lot of Tumblr posts of girls in their short shorts and singlets that only cover up half their torso, but I don’t think I have seen a Fashion post about classy, stylish or spunky, conservatively-presented girls, most especially Muslim girls. Mad props for them for showing sexy, classy and stylish without showing too much skin! Here goes! Enjoy!
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Guess who has two thumbs, senioritis, and just...